I received a message on my answering machine, of a robotic male voice, saying, "This call is a final notice form the Internal Revenue Service. The reason of this call is to inform you is that the I.R.S. is filing a lawsuit against you for tax fraud. To get more information before your social security is blacklisted as your arrest warrant is issued, call us back on our department number: 202-524-3510. I repeat, it's 202-524-3510. [Brief, high-pitched beep.]"