(Recited as if reading in a thick Indian accent): "This message is intended for Aresh. My name is Jordan Smith and I am from Internal Revenue Service IRS Department. There is a legal arrest warrant that's been issued against your name and your physical address is under Federal Investigation so please call us back as soon as possible. Call back number is 2-0-6, 4-3-6, 4-9-1-1. Thank you and goodbye."